Had it not been for you
I wouldn't have had to file for bankruptcy
Cousin, you've gone bankrupt?
Oh my god! What happened?
What is he doing?
I feel a bit tired, so I am taking a nap
Then what are you doing?
He feels a bit tired
Hence we are getting him a chair
I see
What about you?
I am not tired, hence I am standing
Siu-shan, you are tired
Let me carry you in first
Get up, be careful
Sophia, actually I too care for...
Cousin, actually...
Let me warn you, don't you tell Sophia about my bankruptcy
But... Shut up!
You two shut up!
If it hadn't been for you two
I wouldn't have been in deep water
You know how many reporters tailed me today
Now I am known to everyone in town
How can I go out again?
Baby, it's just a misunderstanding...
What misunderstanding?
I dare you to say you didn't shoot me on purpose
I dare you to say you didn't send the clip on purpose
You...
Sorry
You two just cut it out
Indeed, harmony is the key
Shut up!
You! Come up with a solution
Or, no way will I marry you
Baby...
Bear it in mind
If you dare to leak it out
I will twist your head off!
Baby...don't be mad
Don't call me baby again
I am not your baby
Baby, I didn't mean it
You didn't! I'm done with you
Please don't be mad, I am sorry
Mr Ng, you don't have to say you're sorry
I caused you the bankruptcy
I wanted you to buy me designer handbags
I should be the one saying "sorry"
I didn't mean it
Give way
Please forgive me
I said "give way"
I won't let go
You will! I won't...
It's my fault
Cousin is already in bankruptcy
And I made matters worse
Hush, don't be so loud
Sophia doesn't know he's bankrupt
But he's smart, how come he's bankrupt?
He got burnt by the stock market?
No
Maxed out his credit card?
No
Then why?
Because he loves Shuk-ching too much
This is just part of our grand design
The transportation hub will be situated over there
This Oriental Loch Ness Supreme Residential-Spa Resort project
Will be the backyard of Hong Kong compatriots
It's such a big project
No way will it be approved
Don't worry, I have pulled all the strings
We can win the land with a super low bid
No more qualms, such a chance doesn't come often
Let's wait and see
Cheers Cheers
Let me brief you on the dishes
Tianshan snow-lotus and thousand-year-old turtle double-boil
Wow
This is braised bear paw in pure gold foil
Wow
This is Mount Changbai ginseng Lake Heaven fish lip double-boil
Wow...
Don't stand on ceremony...dig in
Director Tsui can afford such dishes He sure is somebody
Let's wait and see
You two are lucky today
If you don't want to miss the chance
Sign the contract
No more qualms, we can't afford to miss this chance
Let me read it carefully
Can't you see our marriage, our big house Our baby, and our future here?
Just sign on it
Very soon we can sign on our marriage certificate
Here's our token to our VIPs A pure gold turtle
Just a little token, please accept it
Baby, I begin to see our future
You are my darling
But one year after another
The Oriental Loch Ness Supreme Residential-Spa Resort project
Remained what it was, a project
The site was still a site
When they looked at the pure gold turtle token
They realised the project was a mock turtle
How could Cousin be so stupid?
Those half-baked projects are a dime a dozen
Not even a primary student will fall for it
But love sometimes can turn you blind
Bankruptcy can make you cry
You two finished?
Cousin, how's it between you and Shuk-ching
Have you forgiven each other?
I have more troubles than I can handle
Stop your babbling here
My lips are sealed, I won't tell anyone about your bankruptcy
Hello? Yes....yes....goodbye
You all right?
Not your business
Ka-yee, what's it?
It's our association chairman
He wants a meeting with Shuk-ching
Now that the chairman is involved
Our travel agent license may be suspended
What? But it's a common practice among inbound tour guides
Moreover, compared with other tour guides
Shuk-ching was gentle in manners
Why should she her pass be suspended?
You call that attitude gentle?
It's not your business
I am not worried about the agency
I am worried Shuk-ching's tour guide pass will be revoked
Miss Szema Shuk-ching Yes
We know we are in the wrong
It won't happen again Give us another chance
It's not easy running a travel agency
Everyone runs zero-charge tours
You go with the flow or you can't compete
Cut it out
We have reached our verdict
Your travel agency is spared
Yes!
Thank you!
But not Tour Guide Ching
What?
Come on, don't cry so your license got revoked
Let me lead the tours then
The travel agency is licensed in your name
You just work in the office
But read the negative comments
Don't read them
Shuk-ching, we are fighting the online opinion war for you
With us professional fighters You have nothing to worry about
You mean to beat people up?
No, professional fighters are trolls that give Shuk-ching positive comments
To turn public opinion to her favour
You are a Tango Brother?
I skirt firewalls from time to time
Shuk-ching, look, this is what I posted
Goddess of Tourism Loses to Win
Mine is Szema Shuk-ching Sweetheart of the Tourism Industry
I've put: you are the best tour guide in the world
Mine is even more awesome
Sacrificing herself for the bigger good Tour Guide Ching lives in online history
Shuk-ching, we are your supporters
But many brothers and sisters hate her
My positive comment gets dozens of profanities in return
Some of the words I can't even pronounce
Which is the input method they are using?
Look, how can I show myself again?
Baby...
I do envy her...she has become famous overnight
You just type "Tour Guide Ching" and you get over seventy thousand links
What we are doing is not helpful at all?
But there is a way
What way? Tell me
You bury a scandal with a bigger scandal
Wear it
Brother Shan, I'm not a cross-dresser
Why should I put on women's clothes?
You think they will let two dudes in?
Why should we two dudes check into a love motel?
You want to help your cousin or not?
I do, but I am done with disguising as a woman
Your turn this time
Brother Shan, I'm not feeling well
Just hang in there
You're making me react physically
What?
I want to throw up
Don't look at me with such a loving look
Watch the coast for me
Isn't our room the opposite one?
Hush, be quiet
Come give me a hand, don't just stand there
Take off your wig, or I won't look at you
Done, come over here
Why have you brought a tea set along?
We are here to have tea?
Please, it's a high tech spy cam
It may look like a teapot but it's a pinhole camera
Put the teapot there, facing the bed Come on
Pinhole cam teacups?
Yes, over there, facing the door
Pinhole cam pen
Smart, over there, facing the bed
Pinhole cam towel
No, for my sweat only
Why should we film others having an affair?
It can help Cousin and Shuk-ching?
You will know later
Come on
What now?
My physical reaction again
Come on
You all right?
From three angles, no way they can avoid them
Let's check out this angle
Tourism Ambassador can be this cheap?
Shut up and shoot them with your hand phone
Done? I have been shooting for some time
A bit longer
What? Another one?
Are we done?
Carry on
What? Some weird taste
I've always wanted a picture with Jason Chan
But now I am shooting him doing this
How did you know he's having a tryst here?
And he'd go to Rm 308?
That Jason was my secondary schoolmate
I knew he'd go for flings when his wife was out of town
He's superstitious
He's born on 8 March, married on 8 March
He's named Tourism Ambassador on 8 March
308 to him is a lucky number
Superstition shouldn't be encouraged
But you shouldn't betray your schoolmate either
What betraying him?
I am helping Shuk-ching
Well? Is it done?
Then post it online
Should we blur it first?
Then who can tell it's him?
Post it online
But I don't find this conducive to harmony
You didn't give harmony a thought when you shot Shuk-ching
Moreover, he wouldn't have been shot if he had not done such a thing
Well? Are you going to post it or not?
You won't? Let me
Kowloon Tong
Isn't this the Tourism Ambassador Jason?
What a lecher
How cheap
Rascal!
My Jason
An even bigger scandal
Jason, how's your wife reacted to it?
Jason, it's said one of the girls is under-aged
Are you worried about a lawsuit?
The last one is a married woman
She's your girlfriend as well?
No comments
What about the future of your career?
No comments...sorry
It's lucky of me, I thought the reporters were after me
There is an even bigger scandal
On one will care about yours anymore
You can be relieved
To be honest, actually the scandal was...
We kept giving you positive comments It worked
You are no longer talk of the town
You can be an office lady with ease
Leave the tours to Siu-shan and me
We are not on speaking terms
Baby,...
Hello? Yes...I am coming over, bye
I have to go to work
Suit yourself
Shuk-ching, now it's good, it's blown over
But it still haunts me
No, you are still one remarkable lady in my mind
Shuk-ching, you don't want to be recognised
A new look and you will be fine
What? You've been cut?
What's wrong with you?
No, I didn't cut her
The hairstyle has been with me for over ten years
I can't bear to part with it
It's all right, you are so pretty
Why not try a new look
From today on, forget the past and have a new start, OK?
Go ahead OK
With some music for relaxation
I've cut my hair, cut off the penalty
and cut off the embarrassment
It's as clear cut as it can be
Your loving words, your lies
What do you think?
Gorgeous, very gorgeous
You mean it?
Yes
But just a new do is not enough
Now go for broke, for a total new look
What do you think?
Very good, really gorgeous
Let me...take you out for dinner
Hello?
Yes, let me think about it
Wait if you care to
Well? What?
Dinner this evening
No, thanks, Ka-yee has asked me out
Sister shuk-ching, you look so gorgeous
Could you forgive me?
Childish
Sister Shuk-ching, I am always childish
That's why you care for me
Who cares for you?
I care for you
Rascal
You ducked so I could kiss you
Your look is so gorgeous
It's not your business
Don't be mad with me anymore
Or it'll scare me
I'll see
I'll see...
Silly...rascal
I don't have to see to tell
Tell what?
That you are pretty
Really?
Yes, it's true
And I know other things
What?
Not only do I know, I can also see
What?
I can see it so vividly
I can see our future
Sheesh
When we get married, I'll take back Sophia's house
There's a pool inside
Chi-ching can play with our baby there
There's a lawn outside
We can grow flowers there
Baby, I only want a world of two
Sure, we'll dump them like what we're doing
It'll be a world for us two, all right?
So you are not mad anymore
Come on
I am not mad anymore
Good, let's drink on it
Chan Chi-mei: Sister King, what's your dream?
To help others
I like to help others
Sister King, you have a big heart
Ask him out for dinner
Miss Yik has no family visits this evening
Yes, ask him out
Good idea
I am free this evening
Let's have a candle-light dinner
You come out
Benjamin, you have a dinner date?
So you are not available for dinner with me
It's not me who has a dinner date It's you
I posted your data online as Sister King
There're a lot of responses
What?
You are the most popular within the middle-aged women group, look
What's wrong with you?
I told you to stop doing it
You buddies have too much time on hand?
Yes, that's true
We sure have too much time on hand
You spend all your time helping others
You should find some time to help yourself
But I don't need your help
You delete it now
No more online dating
I am not going to meet anyone
But you can't avoid it
I have asked him to come up here
You've asked him to come up here?
Who is he?
It's me
How come it's you?
No use covering it up
You are Miss Yik in the centre
You are Sister King online
Benjamin, what have you done?
I promised you I would perform for you on our first date
What? What have you promised him?
You said you wanted a dance performance
Halt
You don't like me in this look?
No
I can get a new look
Don't bother
It's not just your look
I don't like you, get it?
I know, it's a test for me
Don't worry, I will work hard to make you accept me
You will know me better after we've had dinner
What dinner? I haven't agreed to any dinners with you
You did...agree to having a candle-light dinner with him
I am sorry
Sister King agreed to have dinner with you
Yik Suet-fei didn't
If you want dinner, go with Sister King
I did ask her out for dinner
But girls are fickle
She's not in a good mood today
I understand...I'll look for another chance
Good
Then excuse me, till next time
Sister King, I have learned a lot today Thank you
But what has he learnt today?
To be persistent and never to give up
I need to go to the ladies' room for a break
Fai, you have confidence in this Getting To Know Hong Kong project?
There are other ways to get to know Hong Kong
Like joining our one-day local tour
Mr Ng, but we have no spare money for tours
We took part in Miss Yik's community tour because it's free
Don't worry, I came here at this hour
It's to see if you have time to join our one-day local tour
It's a bit late to ask you, but it's free
Here's the flyer
You just go to the gathering place with these stickers
Thank you indeed My pleasure
Miss Yik, please come in Bing-bing
How come you are here?
I honour my words
Or you con people to the very end?
Don't forget the gathering place and time
What? You are fleecing them again?
What gathering place?
Lining up for handbags?
Has he made it clear? It's $30 per hour or per day?
Brother Ka-yee is treating us to a tour
He's that kind?
No strings attached?
No
I really don't get it
Why you still have to work so hard at your age?
I gave you a pair of legs 42 inches long
You've turned them into cloven feet
I don't have footbath often But my feet are swollen from the walk today
I don't get you either
You are ill but you don't go to bed
You're still going online
Part of it is for Sophia's granddaughter's graduation gift
Part of it is for you
She's now a social worker in a community centre
You leave me alone
Don't you take advantage of my disability going online, dating for me again
I'll get mad
Not online dating
I am helping you get in touch with your secondary schoolmates
What schoolmates?
They said you failed to show up for all the reunion activities
They got into my Facelook to ask about you
You really don't have to work so hard
Go out to socialise more
I was not free so I failed to turn up
It's up to you to be free or not free
I know, you are not avoiding your schoolmates
It's one person you don't want to see
Who?
Your first love, the Sham Shui Po heartthrob
It was so long ago
I have long forgotten about it
Maybe you have
But I am worried that you will be like that scorned spinster Florence
Once bitten twice shy
So you want me to get a date or a mate?
To get a date who can become your mate
I only want a mate
I believe my other half is waiting for me
Either he's not free or I am not free
It's a matter of timing
What if the timing is never right, then what?
I can't help it, I'd rather stay single
I'm homeless
Ghost! Burglar!
What is it?
Chi-ching?
Burglar! Blondie!
Blondes are human beings too
A blonde that can speak Chinese
Come on...Let me introduce
This is your cousin Ching-ching
He's your cousin Choi Sum
A cousin out of the blue
But how come he's in my room?
And why was he screaming for no reason at all?
Cousin, I did have a reason
She wailed so piteously in the middle of the night
It's terrifying
Blondes have more fun
And they cry just as enthusiastically
Don't get her started all over again
She lost her purse, keys and passport the moment she got back to Hong Kong
Hence her wailing
Dear...come on...it's all right
Money is no big deal
As for the passport, you can apply for a replacement
It's no big deal
But my graduation invite was in my purse
Graduation ceremony?
Oh yes, Ching-ching, you are back from your graduation trip
But you never mentioned the graduation ceremony to us
You've studied for so many years
Now you're finally graduating
A Master's Degree in law It's such an important day
Why didn't you remind us about it?
I just forgot about it amid the fun
What? I have to mark my diary and plan for a leave
You all right?
Let me see what's wrong with her
Hey, you can get new keys and a new purse What's there to cry about?
I cried because I brought up graduation
I forgot your graduation was still a year away
Don't be so loud
Why should you worry when I'm not worried?
I couldn't help it
Your family still don't know your graduation is a year away
And you have transferred to the Music Department
I did it to realise my ideals I couldn't care what they think
What about now?
Now I have to care about what they think
Come in
Mr Sung
Oh, you look so clean today
You have money now?
No, I didn't want to pass the dirt to you
The documents on my job hunting you asked for last time
Have a look
No tricks this time?
No, absolutely none
Hello? I'll be there after I have tied things up
Mr Sung, you are not free?
It's not your business
Even if I am wanted
it won't affect my work
My investigation on you will be just as strict
I'll read this later
Then today...
I have other things to do
Call it a day Yes
Don't you tail me
No, I'll wait till you are out
Baby, yes, it's just done
Call it my luck
Baby, the lifts are out of order I have to take the stairs
I am on my way
Wow
What? Never seen a hipster before?
It's not what I mean...
Stop staring, you mean to stay here
I am going...
Chiu-chiu...
That sounds familiar
You sure had fun
You went to Taiwan with your friends
I was stuck in Hong Kong and I missed you so much
You did? I missed you in Taiwan too
Have you bought me any souvenirs?
Of course
You have? What is this?
Open it, you will like it
Really?
What?
I checked them out and this is the best
Why don't you...
You mean me to play it here?
You have not played erhu for me for some time
Ching-ching, I was naive and ignorant when I was at university
Hence I played it with other schoolmates
What's so funny?
He plays well
Hey, Chiu, how come you are here?
Actually you have been on my radar for a long time
Last time you played Mozart's Serenade in G Major
and Beethoven's Romance in F Major
You played them so effortlessly
What surprised me was that
You were equally good with Debussy's Suite bergamasque and Ravel's work
Every note had the right intensity
I really am in love with your... piano playing
Thank you for your appreciation
You do know music well
What you played today at the schoolyard
The Heartbreaking Departure
The Beautiful Prairie Is My Home
And The Rising Sun never Sets on the Prairie
They were masterly
They were filled with emotions
They touched the heartstrings of many music lovers
I was one of them
Really?
You really mean to change your major?
But you have spent a year on law already
When you have found your true calling
It's never too late to answer to it
I really envy you
You too can pursue your dreams
No, I won't
I will complete my studies in law
Because I have to make money to support you
Chiu-chiu
Let me play you my swan song
But I really want to hear your erhu playing again
Why don't you check out my gift first?
But I want you to play for me with this erhu
Can you guess what it is?
What is it?
A ring
You picked this time for this? I've not graduated yet
There isn't a specific time for ring giving
So long as they look hip
Come on, take a look
So many?
Yes, aren't they all pretty?
Just imagine
You can play the piano with a ring on every finger
How they sparkle
You will be the hippest musician
How can I play with so many rings on?
Come on, put them on to show me
Why don't you play the erhu first?
Why don't we talk about your Taiwan trip?
How's Siu-sin?
It's her first Taiwan trip, did she like it
Don't talk about her
She blurted out "graduation" yesterday But my graduation is next year
I can't let my family know about it
I don't get it
Studying music is a hip dream Why put your family in the dark?
Growing up to be a doctor or lawyer is outdated
Look at me, I am now working in a law firm
But I didn't find my dream until I had got my diplomas
Now my dream is my love, fashion
But he's my brother after all I have to listen to him
You help me figure a way out
Ching-ching, the way to cover up a lie is to tell a bigger lie
Cousin, what is it? You all right?
What happened? Sophia
Ching-ching, what is it?
Ka-yee, I have failed you
What is it?
I've lost the invites What is it?
What invites?
The graduation invites
Siu-sin lost hers, and you lost yours?
I forgot I had put mine in her purse
Now you can't attend my graduation
Come on... Don't cry
Ask the university for replacements
I've done that but the answer was "No" As your schoolmates
I've done that too, but they said "No"
Go bid for them online
They are not for sale, not available online
There's nothing we can do
I really am sorry
It's one of the most important moments of my life
But I lost the invites
I can't forgive myself
Come on, don't be silly
It's all right, you got your LLM We are already very happy
Right
Just a graduation ceremony
You just put the gown on and Let's have a family photo
Right Good...
It's not your real graduation
But it has to be done in the right ambiance
Stop scratching
This cape is a great hit in Japan
Many Japanese girls wear it
It's cute, kawaii
But it really is hot
Ching-ching, it's fashion
Fashion means going for broke
It means never to let the weather affect you
I've had a heatstroke but no one knows about it
But this bow is too big
It's bigger than my face and the mortarboard
Don't you get it?
The oversized bow gives it a festive touch
The mini mortarboard makes you stand out as a master's student
But I...
Fashion is symbolic
But I've not graduated yet
Take it as a preshow
Presto!
Boss, yes
Yes, I am on my way
My boss wants me back in the office
Ching-ching, I am sorry
You have fun
You look cute
No snickering
Have you seen Chi-ching? No
Let's call her
No, we said it would be a surprise
How exciting
Sum, what a good idea
My pleasure
We are kin after all
And she is the first of our clan to have a master's degree
We may not be able to attend the graduation ceremony
We should take photos with her outside to mark this important day
Of course
Cousin is over there
Let's steal up to her
You, if you leak out my secret to my family again, we are no longer friends
Your family is not here
I can shout it out, Chi-ching is not...
What?
Your family is here
No more kidding
It's true...run...
Cousin, congrats Ching-ching
I'm doomed
Chi-ching, for you
How come you are here?
To attend your graduation ceremony
I said no invites for you
It's all right, as I said
It's a great day for our clan
We may not be able to go in
We should still be here to show our support
How very kind of you
Chi-ching, your gown is so outstanding
I have not put mine on yet
Now go change Yes...
Come on, change into this
Stop crying, I'm not crying yet
I thought it'd been dealt with
But your family...
It's easy
We'll just go out to take some photos with them
Then I can send them away
And it's done with
Then just do it...
Photo time
Ready, 1, 2, 3
Good, it's done, now you can go
I have to go in for the ceremony
Chi-ching, you have completed your course
You are our first LLM
You are my pride
Yes, we are proud of you
Ka-yee, I should thank you for your support
It has not been easy for me
But now you have made it, it's worth it
If your parents were alive they would be overjoyed
It's all right, their spirits in heaven will be pleased
Right, heaven has eyes
Hey, stop crying
All right...you can go now
Hold it What now?
I have a surprise for you
I have the invites
What?
How did you get them?
I bid for them online
Cousin, you are our hero this time
I said it's illegal
I didn't pay for them with money
I traded for them with goods not for sale
What was that?
Tickets for the Fortune Buddies Show
Some would rather go to the Fortune Buddies Show
Then let's go in
You go in first, I have to use the loo
Come on
Stop crying, OK? It's annoying
I am sorry, I put you in this quandary
It's not the time to say "sorry"
We should think up a solution
But I can think of nothing
You can, just think, come on
Oh, Ng Chi-ching, it's our graduation ceremony today, not yours
It's not your business
Ng Chi-qing, because I have a lot of friends and I care for them
This is my way to celebrate it with them
Enjoy watching them graduate then
I hate the guts of this Ng Chi-qing
She's Ng Chi-qing
I am Ng Chi-ching, our names sound the same
Siu-sin, your dean is still that westerner?
Yes, as western as I am
OK, his Chinese has not got any better?
No, I have left him in the dust
That's good
Hey, what is going on? Let me out
Cousin, whatever you have done before
We should thank you for what you've just done
Or we couldn't have got in
You're welcome
You have suffered so much to pay your sister through university
The invites are nothing
Suffered so much?
You've just met your cousin
How come you seem to know a lot?
Sophia, country bumpkins tend to exaggerate
Cousin is here
It really works?
Take it easy
That western professor is senile He can't tell us apart
I will just get the certificate with my head down
No one will notice
They are looking at us
Don't cry, or it will blow
Smile
Miss Nip Siu-sin
Miss Ng Chi-qing
Cousin is respectful indeed
Others don't bow until they are in front of the dean
But she is bowing all the way
How respectful indeed
1, 2, 3
Good, pictures taken, you can go
No, it's such a pivotal moment Take your time
You don't know, this spot is popular
Let's not get in other people's way
Let's go to some other spot
But where are the toilets?
That way
Chi-ching, let's go over there
Why have you locked me in? Help!
Ng Chi-ching, let me out! Ng Chi-ching!
Help!
You want Ng Chi-ching? I am her cousin
What can I do for you?
It's done...now go...
No, what about a picture with Sophia?
Have one with Sophia, you two have one
Cousin...your schoolmate wants you
Ng Chi-ching, why did you impose as me at the ceremony?